1 00:01:08,506 --> 00:01:10,298 Armed. Away. 2 00:01:26,357 --> 00:01:27,900 Guys, thanks. 3 00:01:27,941 --> 00:01:30,318 I couldn't do another one of these lady bars alone 4 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:32,153 with no one coming up to talk to me. 5 00:01:32,154 --> 00:01:34,907 It was like law school, minus the penises. 6 00:01:34,949 --> 00:01:36,575 So, not law school. 7 00:01:36,617 --> 00:01:38,369 Well, did you try talking to anyone? 8 00:01:38,410 --> 00:01:40,411 Mostly I stood, smiled, 9 00:01:40,454 --> 00:01:42,997 and ran up a $37 mocktail tab. 10 00:01:42,998 --> 00:01:44,583 Alright, show me your bar smile. 11 00:01:45,709 --> 00:01:48,170 - Adorable! - Yeah, I'd go home with you. 12 00:01:48,212 --> 00:01:50,589 I know, right? What's wrong with these ladies? 13 00:01:52,508 --> 00:01:54,676 Oh... 14 00:01:54,677 --> 00:01:58,178 Miranda, there's a woman over there smiling at you. 15 00:01:58,179 --> 00:01:59,681 Are you sure it's me? 16 00:01:59,682 --> 00:02:01,535 The last woman who came over was interested in you. 17 00:02:01,559 --> 00:02:02,851 Oh, she was nice. 18 00:02:02,852 --> 00:02:04,728 Oh, you were a cute couple. 19 00:02:04,770 --> 00:02:06,373 Okay, now she knows we're talking about her. 20 00:02:06,397 --> 00:02:09,399 - Talk about something else. - Oh, um... 21 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:12,403 well, Carrie, have you heard anything from Aidan? 22 00:02:12,444 --> 00:02:14,530 Oh, yeah. I got a postcard today. 23 00:02:14,572 --> 00:02:18,450 A postcard? Um, w-well, what did he write? 24 00:02:18,492 --> 00:02:19,868 Nothing. I've been sending him 25 00:02:19,869 --> 00:02:21,829 vintage postcards of old New York. 26 00:02:21,871 --> 00:02:23,914 To remind him you're getting old in New York? 27 00:02:24,540 --> 00:02:26,458 With just a heart drawn on them. 28 00:02:26,499 --> 00:02:29,210 You know, just to let him know I'm here, I love him. 29 00:02:29,211 --> 00:02:30,963 And so, now, he's sending me back 30 00:02:31,005 --> 00:02:33,799 - blank postcards from Virginia. - Aww. 31 00:02:33,841 --> 00:02:35,551 Blank postcards gets an "aww"? 32 00:02:35,593 --> 00:02:38,095 Well, not an over-the-top "aww," 33 00:02:38,137 --> 00:02:40,097 but it is sweet, and it's better than nothing. 34 00:02:40,139 --> 00:02:42,056 Listen, Aidan asked for no communication 35 00:02:42,057 --> 00:02:44,224 while he deals with his family stuff, 36 00:02:44,225 --> 00:02:46,770 - I'm givin' it to him. - As long as it's working for you. 37 00:02:46,812 --> 00:02:48,272 I'm a big girl in a big city 38 00:02:48,314 --> 00:02:49,648 with a big house to furnish. 39 00:02:49,689 --> 00:02:51,233 I've got plenty to do up here 40 00:02:51,275 --> 00:02:54,068 while he figures stuff out down there. 41 00:02:54,069 --> 00:02:55,904 I mean, I have to wait six months for the fabric 42 00:02:55,905 --> 00:02:57,948 that I ordered for the chaise. It's on backorder. 43 00:02:57,990 --> 00:03:00,284 And I love Aidan almost as much 44 00:03:00,326 --> 00:03:02,243 as I love that fabric. 45 00:03:02,244 --> 00:03:04,913 So, you know, it's like my relationship's on backorder. 46 00:03:04,914 --> 00:03:06,373 For five years? 47 00:03:07,583 --> 00:03:09,210 Come on, five years? 48 00:03:10,711 --> 00:03:13,964 Oh, well, we've moved from a potential smile 49 00:03:14,006 --> 00:03:16,634 to a definite wave, and it's... it's, uh, 50 00:03:16,675 --> 00:03:17,926 it's definitely at you. 51 00:03:17,927 --> 00:03:19,970 - She's young. - She's waving. 52 00:03:20,012 --> 00:03:22,097 - And we're leaving. - Oh. 53 00:03:22,139 --> 00:03:23,807 - Give her your smile. - Okay. 54 00:03:30,105 --> 00:03:31,940 Miranda, hi! 55 00:03:31,941 --> 00:03:33,525 Cassandra. 56 00:03:33,567 --> 00:03:36,695 Cassandra Walsh, Brady's old babysitter. 57 00:03:37,404 --> 00:03:39,323 Oh, I know. 58 00:03:39,365 --> 00:03:41,367 I just walked over here to say, 59 00:03:41,408 --> 00:03:43,451 "Hey there, Cassandra Walsh." 60 00:03:43,494 --> 00:03:45,620 - How's Brady? - Good. He's good. 61 00:03:45,621 --> 00:03:46,955 And how's my favorite brownstone 62 00:03:46,956 --> 00:03:49,290 - in the entire effing world? - We just sold it. 63 00:03:49,291 --> 00:03:51,960 Actually, got an offer out of nowhere. 64 00:03:51,961 --> 00:03:53,795 We're divorced now. 65 00:03:53,796 --> 00:03:56,548 Brady's living in a loft with his dad. 66 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:58,676 I'm in an Airbnb in the Village. 67 00:03:59,635 --> 00:04:02,179 Elephant in the room: I'm a lesbian now. 68 00:04:02,221 --> 00:04:04,640 - Welcome. - Thank you. 69 00:04:05,349 --> 00:04:07,351 Okay, my girlfriend's walking in. 70 00:04:07,393 --> 00:04:08,476 Oh! 71 00:04:08,477 --> 00:04:10,896 Good for you. 72 00:04:10,938 --> 00:04:13,857 Go, go. I'm gonna get myself another cocktail. 73 00:04:13,899 --> 00:04:16,484 Actually, a mocktail. I'm... I'm in the program. 74 00:04:16,485 --> 00:04:18,903 - Good for me. - It's nice to see you. 75 00:04:18,946 --> 00:04:20,364 Nice to see you too. 76 00:04:22,074 --> 00:04:23,784 Could I have another Phony Negroni? 77 00:04:23,826 --> 00:04:25,160 - Got it. - Thank you. 78 00:04:36,714 --> 00:04:38,048 Seema Patel! 79 00:04:50,436 --> 00:04:54,022 Hey, you. Oh. 80 00:04:54,023 --> 00:04:55,523 Artold, it's you again. 81 00:04:55,524 --> 00:04:58,944 Well, let me guess, Ravi sends his apologies? 82 00:04:58,986 --> 00:05:01,196 We're filming straight through lunch. 83 00:05:01,238 --> 00:05:02,364 He needs another hour. 84 00:05:02,406 --> 00:05:04,408 I could've flown to the goddamn movie set, 85 00:05:04,450 --> 00:05:06,577 in Egypt, in the time I've been waiting. 86 00:05:06,618 --> 00:05:09,371 Understood. I, um, I can reschedule. 87 00:05:09,413 --> 00:05:10,748 No, no. 88 00:05:11,498 --> 00:05:13,417 We haven't spoken in a week. 89 00:05:14,460 --> 00:05:16,086 I'm just being bitchy. 90 00:05:16,128 --> 00:05:18,881 Understood. Um, bitch away. 91 00:05:18,922 --> 00:05:20,716 Thank you for that. 92 00:05:20,758 --> 00:05:22,593 - I'm good. - He'll call back in a... 93 00:05:41,445 --> 00:05:43,571 Who still smokes in bed? 94 00:05:43,572 --> 00:05:45,406 Only the mattress went up. 95 00:05:45,407 --> 00:05:47,034 You're very lucky. 96 00:05:48,077 --> 00:05:51,079 Lucky? Look at my hair! 97 00:05:54,917 --> 00:05:56,835 Closing up. Night, Brenda. 98 00:05:56,877 --> 00:05:58,295 See you soon. 99 00:06:00,756 --> 00:06:01,965 I'm coming home. 100 00:06:02,007 --> 00:06:04,510 There's nothing but randos at the bar now. 101 00:06:05,135 --> 00:06:07,930 Oh, okay. 102 00:06:07,971 --> 00:06:11,433 For what it's worth, I would not put you in the rando category. 103 00:06:11,475 --> 00:06:13,936 - Nor I, you. - Very nice grammar. 104 00:06:13,977 --> 00:06:17,147 - Are you a teacher? - Uh, no, I'm a lawyer. 105 00:06:17,189 --> 00:06:20,275 But don't hold that against me. I work for Human Rights Watch. 106 00:06:20,317 --> 00:06:22,528 No way! I'm in town all week 107 00:06:22,569 --> 00:06:25,364 for the world conference for Compassion of the Unhoused. 108 00:06:25,406 --> 00:06:28,450 Oh, yes! A colleague of mine is covering that. 109 00:06:28,492 --> 00:06:29,535 Wow. 110 00:06:29,576 --> 00:06:32,162 - I'm Miranda. - Hi, I'm Mary. 111 00:06:32,204 --> 00:06:33,955 - Oh, hi, Mary. - Hi. 112 00:06:33,956 --> 00:06:35,958 - Where are you visiting from? - Winnipeg. 113 00:06:35,999 --> 00:06:37,960 - Oh. - Well, that's a lie, really. 114 00:06:38,001 --> 00:06:40,629 It's a small town outside of Winnipeg, Dunnottar, 115 00:06:40,671 --> 00:06:42,965 but I... I just wanted to impress you. 116 00:06:46,635 --> 00:06:48,679 You are so pretty. 117 00:06:49,596 --> 00:06:51,180 For a rando. 118 00:06:51,223 --> 00:06:53,517 No, for a person. 119 00:06:59,148 --> 00:07:01,108 I have a hotel room. 120 00:07:03,527 --> 00:07:04,570 Okay. 121 00:07:05,904 --> 00:07:07,531 - Really? - Great. 122 00:07:07,573 --> 00:07:09,867 Okay. 123 00:07:24,047 --> 00:07:25,424 What's happenin'? 124 00:07:26,216 --> 00:07:27,676 - Uh... - What time is it? 125 00:07:27,718 --> 00:07:29,720 Oh, it's early. 126 00:07:29,761 --> 00:07:31,555 Just don't wake up. 127 00:07:31,597 --> 00:07:33,015 It's only 4:15. 128 00:07:33,932 --> 00:07:35,349 I couldn't sleep, so I'm just gonna go 129 00:07:35,350 --> 00:07:37,436 work on my presentation for PBS. 130 00:07:37,478 --> 00:07:39,563 - Just go back to sleep. - Lisa, I was back asleep. 131 00:07:39,605 --> 00:07:41,899 You... you just woke me up again. 132 00:07:41,940 --> 00:07:45,777 - I'm so sorry. Just go back to sleep. - Lis, I'm trying. 133 00:07:46,695 --> 00:07:47,905 Okay, sorry. 134 00:08:02,252 --> 00:08:04,755 Oh, my God. Coffee, coffee. 135 00:08:12,262 --> 00:08:16,725 Okay, so, the ten women that I'm highlighting include... 136 00:08:18,602 --> 00:08:19,686 Hm. 137 00:08:31,823 --> 00:08:35,076 - You are amazing. - Oh! 138 00:08:35,077 --> 00:08:38,078 I have never experienced anything like that. 139 00:08:38,079 --> 00:08:39,665 Oh. 140 00:08:39,705 --> 00:08:41,458 This is a nice way to wake up. 141 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:44,461 Oh, you are really, really something. 142 00:08:44,503 --> 00:08:47,297 - I am? - Oh, my God, yes. 143 00:08:47,339 --> 00:08:50,425 It felt so, I don't know, 144 00:08:50,467 --> 00:08:54,346 electric, and yet, still so natural. 145 00:08:54,388 --> 00:08:58,725 I never dreamed my first time could be both those things. 146 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:01,812 - First time? - Mm-hm. 147 00:09:02,729 --> 00:09:06,525 So, then, this was your first time with a woman? 148 00:09:06,567 --> 00:09:08,735 This is my first time with anyone. 149 00:09:10,404 --> 00:09:14,032 I'm a virgin. Well, I was a virgin. 150 00:09:14,074 --> 00:09:16,118 You were a v-virgin? 151 00:09:16,159 --> 00:09:18,537 Yes, I'm a nun. 152 00:09:19,204 --> 00:09:20,789 You're a nun. 153 00:09:28,547 --> 00:09:30,048 Monster! 154 00:09:30,090 --> 00:09:32,967 That beast was off leash on the path 155 00:09:32,968 --> 00:09:35,803 and attacked my dog, Peanut. 156 00:09:35,804 --> 00:09:38,807 The vet said his second sacral vertebrae is shattered! 157 00:09:38,849 --> 00:09:40,684 I'm sorry. You're mistaken. 158 00:09:40,726 --> 00:09:42,644 My dog is never off leash 159 00:09:42,686 --> 00:09:44,391 unless he's down there in the dog run. 160 00:09:44,403 --> 00:09:45,647 It was not in the dog run! 161 00:09:45,689 --> 00:09:48,984 It was off leash! I was there, you weren't! 162 00:09:49,026 --> 00:09:51,194 Let's just calm down. 163 00:09:51,236 --> 00:09:53,822 Who are you? And why should I calm down? 164 00:09:53,864 --> 00:09:57,159 Her grotesquely fat dog pounced... 165 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,412 Okay, let's stop with the body shaming and start again. 166 00:10:00,454 --> 00:10:03,040 You are paying for Peanut's MRI. 167 00:10:03,081 --> 00:10:05,166 I'm very sorry about his sore back, 168 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:07,836 but my dog is a pussycat, 169 00:10:07,878 --> 00:10:11,048 a sweetheart, a sweet baby angel. 170 00:10:11,089 --> 00:10:13,007 I know what I saw! 171 00:10:13,008 --> 00:10:16,261 - Do you have witnesses? - I was alone. 172 00:10:16,303 --> 00:10:17,929 Not surprising. 173 00:10:17,971 --> 00:10:20,182 The woman was unhinged. 174 00:10:20,223 --> 00:10:22,851 I mean, she was practically foaming at the mouth. 175 00:10:22,893 --> 00:10:24,537 People are crazy now. They're crazy. 176 00:10:24,561 --> 00:10:26,687 I saw two vegans get into fisticuffs 177 00:10:26,688 --> 00:10:28,124 on the smoothie line at Whole Foods. 178 00:10:28,148 --> 00:10:29,566 I mean, how dare she? 179 00:10:29,608 --> 00:10:31,068 You can't just accuse 180 00:10:31,109 --> 00:10:33,528 an innocent dog of assault. 181 00:10:33,570 --> 00:10:36,865 - I'm sorry. That never happened. - Mom, believe women. 182 00:10:36,907 --> 00:10:38,699 Please don't give me that now. 183 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:40,577 I need to see her proof. 184 00:10:40,619 --> 00:10:42,704 Where is her proof? 185 00:10:42,746 --> 00:10:44,974 Could the dog walker have gone rogue and let him off leash? 186 00:10:44,998 --> 00:10:46,750 I mean, all we really know about the guy 187 00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:49,294 is that he wears cargo shorts and is wildly overpaid. 188 00:10:49,336 --> 00:10:52,047 Hi. Maybe don't order so much fast fashion? 189 00:10:52,089 --> 00:10:53,382 It's killing the environment. 190 00:10:53,423 --> 00:10:55,133 Hi. Maybe don't leave your smelly socks 191 00:10:55,175 --> 00:10:56,760 on the bedroom floor? 192 00:10:56,802 --> 00:10:59,930 - It's killing my environment. - And good morning to you too. 193 00:10:59,971 --> 00:11:02,307 Mom, don't forget, Aunt Carrie, Uncle Anthony, 194 00:11:02,349 --> 00:11:05,268 and Giuseppe are all going to the ballet's "friends and family" 195 00:11:05,310 --> 00:11:07,062 dress rehearsal Thursday afternoon. 196 00:11:07,104 --> 00:11:09,897 Remind me why I am leaving the gallery two hours early? 197 00:11:09,898 --> 00:11:12,067 Because it's a privilege to be invited. 198 00:11:12,109 --> 00:11:13,944 And she's all I.L.Y. for this boy 199 00:11:13,985 --> 00:11:15,779 in the ballet classes she plays for. 200 00:11:15,821 --> 00:11:17,948 - He's 20. - What's "I.L.Y."? 201 00:11:17,989 --> 00:11:20,741 - "I love you." - And I love you too. 202 00:11:20,742 --> 00:11:23,495 - You see what I did there? - Okay, everybody, come on, out! 203 00:11:23,537 --> 00:11:26,414 It's time to go. And I'll miss you all day, baby. 204 00:11:26,415 --> 00:11:27,958 I'll pretend she was talkin' to me. 205 00:11:27,999 --> 00:11:30,335 I almost died waiting for a FaceTime. 206 00:11:30,377 --> 00:11:32,086 But you know what? I like the new length. 207 00:11:32,087 --> 00:11:34,381 Thanks. I lost three inches and almost my life. 208 00:11:35,298 --> 00:11:38,635 Why didn't you just wait 'til a better time to talk to him? 209 00:11:38,677 --> 00:11:41,304 Well, because I'm not you. I don't have your calm reserve 210 00:11:41,346 --> 00:11:43,765 - that everything will work out. - Okay. 211 00:11:43,807 --> 00:11:46,767 I'm more a kind of "nothing will work out" kinda gal. 212 00:11:47,894 --> 00:11:49,104 Hey, congratulations! 213 00:11:49,146 --> 00:11:50,814 - Thank you! - Look at them. 214 00:11:50,856 --> 00:11:52,524 So cool, so confident. 215 00:11:52,566 --> 00:11:54,775 So not dating in their 50s. 216 00:11:54,776 --> 00:11:56,862 So, while my hair was still smoldering, 217 00:11:56,903 --> 00:11:59,197 I called him and kind of demanded 218 00:11:59,239 --> 00:12:00,907 that he fly to New York and see me. 219 00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:04,703 How does one kind of demand? 220 00:12:04,745 --> 00:12:07,038 I need proof that he loves me. 221 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:09,791 What must it be like to not need that? 222 00:12:11,251 --> 00:12:14,337 You. I'm asking you. What's it like? 223 00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:16,630 Seema, Aidan and I have been in each other's lives 224 00:12:16,631 --> 00:12:18,800 for a very, very long time. 225 00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:21,553 I mean, we know how we feel about one another now, 226 00:12:21,595 --> 00:12:25,015 but trust me... there was a time... 227 00:12:27,058 --> 00:12:29,478 Oh, I wish I knew you then. 228 00:12:29,519 --> 00:12:33,314 - Because this girl... - So sure, so confident. 229 00:12:33,315 --> 00:12:35,859 So not dating in her 50s. 230 00:12:35,901 --> 00:12:38,320 So, the final choice for my docuseries 231 00:12:38,361 --> 00:12:42,156 celebrating ten unknown, unsung Black sheroes 232 00:12:42,157 --> 00:12:43,992 is the pilot Bessie Coleman, 233 00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:47,245 essentially the African American Amelia Earhart. 234 00:12:47,287 --> 00:12:48,329 - Oh. - Yeah. 235 00:12:48,330 --> 00:12:49,664 - Wow. - Yeah. 236 00:12:49,706 --> 00:12:51,875 - Lisa, these are all amazing choices. - Agreed. 237 00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:53,710 And... and when we got the list, Eesha and I, 238 00:12:53,752 --> 00:12:56,003 - we just... we just had one thought. - Mm! 239 00:12:56,004 --> 00:12:57,338 Before we take it to PBS... 240 00:12:57,339 --> 00:12:59,090 Oh. So sorry, Sheryl. 241 00:13:00,842 --> 00:13:05,096 It's my husband. Uh, must be urgent. 242 00:13:05,138 --> 00:13:07,515 - Is everything okay? - Am I cool? 243 00:13:07,516 --> 00:13:08,725 Excuse me? 244 00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:10,852 My campaign manager, he, he said I need 245 00:13:10,894 --> 00:13:13,230 to up my "cool factor" in my bid for comptroller. 246 00:13:13,271 --> 00:13:15,398 Herbert, you are running for city comptroller. 247 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,691 There is nothing cool about that. 248 00:13:17,692 --> 00:13:19,420 There's also nothing cool about you calling me 249 00:13:19,444 --> 00:13:21,196 when you know I'm in my important pitch. 250 00:13:21,238 --> 00:13:24,032 Still? I'm sorry. I... I thought that'd be over by now. 251 00:13:24,074 --> 00:13:26,243 They were 45 minutes late. 252 00:13:26,284 --> 00:13:27,661 That's not cool. 253 00:13:28,578 --> 00:13:30,121 But I'm cool, right? 254 00:13:30,163 --> 00:13:33,291 You are the coolest man ever running for comptroller. 255 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:35,043 Hm. 256 00:13:35,085 --> 00:13:37,128 - Screen that again. - Sorry, it was urgent, 257 00:13:37,170 --> 00:13:39,631 but not too urgent. Everything's fine. 258 00:13:39,673 --> 00:13:40,900 Sheryl, so you were saying that 259 00:13:40,924 --> 00:13:42,217 you and Eesha had a thought? 260 00:13:42,259 --> 00:13:43,717 - Um... - Oh, yes. 261 00:13:43,718 --> 00:13:44,946 We were thinking maybe you could switch out 262 00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:46,930 one of your ten choices for Michelle Obama. 263 00:13:49,724 --> 00:13:53,228 Wow, uh, I... I worship her. Who doesn't? 264 00:13:53,270 --> 00:13:55,188 She's extraordinary. 265 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:58,316 But this series is about unsung women, 266 00:13:58,358 --> 00:14:02,404 and Michelle Obama is sung, like, very, very sung. 267 00:14:02,445 --> 00:14:03,965 It's hard to conceive a docuseries based on 268 00:14:03,989 --> 00:14:06,407 the first Black women to excel in a field 269 00:14:06,408 --> 00:14:08,952 and not include the first Black First Lady. 270 00:14:08,994 --> 00:14:12,247 - It answers the question, "Where is she?" - Mm. 271 00:14:12,289 --> 00:14:14,916 I don't know where she is. I... I don't know her. 272 00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:17,294 Grace? Thoughts? 273 00:14:17,335 --> 00:14:20,130 Yeah, I... I don't know where she is either. 274 00:14:20,171 --> 00:14:22,089 Lisa, you'll figure it out. 275 00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:24,968 - This is gonna be so fun! - Woo! Fun and done! 276 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,347 - Do you wanna get some lunch? - I'm fasting. 277 00:14:29,389 --> 00:14:33,434 What?! Michelle Obama?! 278 00:14:33,435 --> 00:14:36,103 Okay, Shoe. 279 00:14:36,104 --> 00:14:39,773 This is velvet. Don't even look at it. 280 00:14:39,774 --> 00:14:41,526 Kitchen door open. 281 00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:43,862 Ohh, shit. 282 00:14:43,904 --> 00:14:46,113 - Kitchen door open. - Shit. 283 00:14:46,114 --> 00:14:48,533 Shit, shit, shit. 284 00:14:48,575 --> 00:14:50,117 - Kitchen door open. - Oh. Hi. 285 00:14:50,118 --> 00:14:52,370 Hi, my alarm is going off. 286 00:14:52,412 --> 00:14:54,455 - Kitchen door open. - Uh, 8 Gramercy Park West. 287 00:14:54,456 --> 00:14:55,874 - Checking. - Kitchen door open. 288 00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:59,127 Oh, my identifying code is "Carrie and Aidan." 289 00:14:59,169 --> 00:15:01,295 - The kitchen door, yes. - Kitchen door. 290 00:15:01,296 --> 00:15:02,963 Hold on. 291 00:15:02,964 --> 00:15:06,509 - Um... nope. Nope. It's closed. - Kitchen door open. 292 00:15:06,534 --> 00:15:08,633 And this is the third time it's happened. 293 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,205 Kitchen door open. 294 00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:12,057 Um, okay. Yeah, I'll reset it. 295 00:15:12,098 --> 00:15:14,476 Now, just, can you not send the police again? 296 00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:16,019 Thank you. 297 00:15:16,061 --> 00:15:18,312 - Uh, thank you. - Kitchen door open. 298 00:15:18,313 --> 00:15:19,731 It's not! 299 00:15:19,773 --> 00:15:22,525 - Ooh. - Kitchen door open. 300 00:15:22,567 --> 00:15:25,070 Ow. 301 00:15:25,111 --> 00:15:26,987 Kitchen door open. 302 00:15:29,532 --> 00:15:31,325 Kitchen door open. 303 00:15:31,326 --> 00:15:34,496 Kitchen door open. 304 00:15:34,537 --> 00:15:37,582 Miranda... 305 00:15:37,624 --> 00:15:39,918 - Kitchen door open. - ...I've fallen and I can't get up. 306 00:15:41,211 --> 00:15:43,504 It's really just my pinky finger. 307 00:15:43,505 --> 00:15:47,050 - I'm glad. - But I'm not sorry you came. 308 00:15:47,092 --> 00:15:50,387 I am sorry that I actually said 309 00:15:50,428 --> 00:15:53,848 the phrase that's been haunting me for decades. 310 00:15:53,890 --> 00:15:56,059 So, what's the deal with that door? 311 00:15:56,101 --> 00:15:58,228 Oh, they said that my sensors must be off. 312 00:15:58,269 --> 00:16:00,020 They're sending someone to fix it. 313 00:16:00,021 --> 00:16:02,440 Well, my sensors are off too. 314 00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:05,777 After you left the bar, I had sex with a nun. 315 00:16:06,319 --> 00:16:09,863 I cannot leave you alone for a minute. 316 00:16:09,864 --> 00:16:13,535 In my defense, Mary never mentioned she was a nun 317 00:16:13,576 --> 00:16:15,745 and she was dressed like a regular lesbian. 318 00:16:15,787 --> 00:16:17,205 - Aren't they all? - In fact, 319 00:16:17,247 --> 00:16:18,915 she didn't mention it until right after 320 00:16:18,957 --> 00:16:20,709 she told me she was a virgin. 321 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:25,213 So, you deflowered the Virgin Mary? 322 00:16:25,255 --> 00:16:27,215 Oh! 323 00:16:27,257 --> 00:16:29,634 This is a text from her, the nun. 324 00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:31,052 You gave her your number? 325 00:16:31,094 --> 00:16:33,430 She asked for it. I couldn't say, 326 00:16:33,471 --> 00:16:35,849 "No. Sorry, Sister Mary One Night Stand." 327 00:16:36,683 --> 00:16:39,811 - Can I ghost a nun? - It would be a holy ghost. 328 00:16:39,853 --> 00:16:42,897 She's inviting me to dinner at Tavern on the Green. 329 00:16:42,939 --> 00:16:45,442 - Tavern on the Green? - She doesn't know. 330 00:16:45,483 --> 00:16:48,068 It's her first trip to New York City. 331 00:16:48,069 --> 00:16:50,155 I'm just gonna say, "Thank you, 332 00:16:50,196 --> 00:16:52,657 but I have to work late," which I do, so. 333 00:16:52,699 --> 00:16:54,575 - Mm. - I should get back there. 334 00:16:54,576 --> 00:16:55,577 Wow. 335 00:16:56,911 --> 00:16:59,247 I don't know which is worse. 336 00:16:59,289 --> 00:17:02,000 That you slept with a nun or a tourist. 337 00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:03,682 Like she's sitting up in Martha's Vineyard 338 00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:06,254 saying, "Barack, you know what's missing from my life? 339 00:17:06,296 --> 00:17:08,088 "Unknown Black filmmaker who wants me 340 00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:10,089 to be in her series about unknown Black ladies." 341 00:17:10,090 --> 00:17:13,011 - You want some wine? - I want all the wine. 342 00:17:13,052 --> 00:17:14,803 Dad, why do you have two buttons open? 343 00:17:14,846 --> 00:17:16,431 Let me guess. Because you're cool? 344 00:17:16,473 --> 00:17:17,993 Damn right because I'm cool. 345 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:19,600 Because Daddy's cool. 346 00:17:19,642 --> 00:17:21,100 And Mommy is throwing him 347 00:17:21,101 --> 00:17:22,811 a very cool cocktail reception 348 00:17:22,854 --> 00:17:25,190 at the Red Rooster on Saturday night. 349 00:17:25,231 --> 00:17:27,441 It was either that or open you a TikTok account. 350 00:17:27,442 --> 00:17:28,818 Please, no. 351 00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:30,987 Your campaign manager left me no choice. 352 00:17:31,029 --> 00:17:32,946 Sent me so many texts, I just broke. 353 00:17:32,947 --> 00:17:34,448 His name is Chauncey. 354 00:17:34,449 --> 00:17:37,117 "Chauncey." The epitome of cool. 355 00:17:37,118 --> 00:17:39,286 - Mommy, how's this dumpling? - Perfect. 356 00:17:39,287 --> 00:17:42,624 But... why do you have Eugenia out here? 357 00:17:42,665 --> 00:17:44,894 - I'm doing a report on her for school. - That's wonderful, 358 00:17:44,918 --> 00:17:47,545 but we're cooking, and she's a collector's item, 359 00:17:47,587 --> 00:17:50,297 so why don't you take her over there by the bench 360 00:17:50,298 --> 00:17:51,632 and get her away from the meat? 361 00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:53,426 She already smells like pork. 362 00:17:54,719 --> 00:17:57,180 Does anyone in your firm have a connection to the Obamas? 363 00:17:57,222 --> 00:17:58,556 I can check. 364 00:17:58,598 --> 00:18:01,141 But, Lisa, that's not your vision. 365 00:18:01,142 --> 00:18:03,812 Now, correct me, but isn't that what they bought? 366 00:18:03,853 --> 00:18:06,564 Your vision? Stick up for yourself. 367 00:18:06,606 --> 00:18:09,692 Supporting your wife to stick up for her vision? 368 00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:11,152 - Very cool. - Hm. 369 00:18:12,362 --> 00:18:14,364 Hey, there he is! 370 00:18:14,405 --> 00:18:15,925 Go take a shower and come back down for dinner. 371 00:18:15,949 --> 00:18:18,492 Hey, Mom, I'm gonna just go ahead and, uh, order a pizza 372 00:18:18,493 --> 00:18:19,911 and eat in my room. That cool? 373 00:18:19,953 --> 00:18:22,497 Uh, that's a no. 374 00:18:22,539 --> 00:18:24,582 Go shower. Be back down in ten. 375 00:18:24,624 --> 00:18:26,167 - Go. - I hate Chinese food. 376 00:18:26,209 --> 00:18:27,669 And I hate that attitude. 377 00:18:30,004 --> 00:18:32,423 - Gross. - No. Cool. 378 00:18:38,012 --> 00:18:42,016 �� Diamonds, daisies, snowflakes �� 379 00:18:42,058 --> 00:18:44,518 - �� That girl �� - What is this song? 380 00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:46,604 It's from an American television show. 381 00:18:46,646 --> 00:18:48,773 A very old American television show. 382 00:18:48,815 --> 00:18:50,692 He doesn't need to know that. 383 00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:53,527 Carrie, may I say you look particularly pretty this afternoon? 384 00:18:53,528 --> 00:18:55,697 Well, you can if you say it in Italian. 385 00:18:55,738 --> 00:18:57,512 Carrie, posso dirti che sei 386 00:18:57,524 --> 00:19:00,368 particolarmente bella questo pomeriggio? 387 00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:01,911 I'm takin' him. 388 00:19:01,953 --> 00:19:04,372 You're already taken. In fact, I'm surprised 389 00:19:04,414 --> 00:19:06,040 you're even at this stupid ballet thing. 390 00:19:06,082 --> 00:19:08,459 Why aren't you holed up in your gorgeous house 391 00:19:08,501 --> 00:19:10,420 splittin' some rails with Paul Bunyan? 392 00:19:10,461 --> 00:19:13,131 - He's outta town. - Oh, for how long? 393 00:19:13,173 --> 00:19:16,259 I don't know. Hey, here we are, little ones! 394 00:19:16,301 --> 00:19:17,635 - Hi. - Hi! 395 00:19:17,677 --> 00:19:19,052 My mom's not coming. 396 00:19:19,053 --> 00:19:20,721 - Oh, why? - Our dog walker quit 397 00:19:20,722 --> 00:19:22,807 'cause he said he no longer felt trusted, 398 00:19:22,849 --> 00:19:24,475 so she has to find a doggy daycare. 399 00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:27,812 Yeah, her favorite child's needs are more important. 400 00:19:27,854 --> 00:19:29,229 - True. - Let's go in. 401 00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:30,732 No hugs for your guncle?! 402 00:19:30,773 --> 00:19:32,566 No! 403 00:19:45,371 --> 00:19:47,290 I always loved this part. 404 00:19:47,332 --> 00:19:50,501 So... what do ya mean you don't know? 405 00:19:50,543 --> 00:19:52,754 - Excuse me? - How long Aidan's outta town for. 406 00:19:52,795 --> 00:19:54,297 How can you not know? 407 00:19:54,339 --> 00:19:57,091 Well, I... I don't know because he doesn't know. 408 00:19:58,009 --> 00:20:00,511 You know, he has... he has family stuff. It's complicated. 409 00:20:00,553 --> 00:20:02,388 So, he's doing his thing, I'm doing my thing. 410 00:20:03,264 --> 00:20:06,100 - We'll figure it all out. - Figure what all out? 411 00:20:07,143 --> 00:20:09,771 Uh, so, uh, Carrie, um, 412 00:20:09,812 --> 00:20:11,314 how's the writing going? 413 00:20:11,356 --> 00:20:13,440 Are you working on your next book? 414 00:20:13,441 --> 00:20:15,610 Oh. Actually, no, I'm not. 415 00:20:15,652 --> 00:20:18,112 I've just... been consumed with the new house. 416 00:20:18,154 --> 00:20:21,114 In fact, I haven't even opened up my laptop in weeks. 417 00:20:21,115 --> 00:20:23,701 Well, I have to write every day. 418 00:20:23,743 --> 00:20:25,370 - Hm. - And most nights. 419 00:20:25,411 --> 00:20:26,454 True. 420 00:20:34,462 --> 00:20:36,172 Which one is Lily into? 421 00:20:37,298 --> 00:20:38,424 That one. 422 00:20:43,805 --> 00:20:45,765 You mean Mr. Nude Illusion? 423 00:20:50,728 --> 00:20:52,397 It's ballet, not Grindr. 424 00:21:19,090 --> 00:21:20,340 - Hi. - Hi. 425 00:21:20,341 --> 00:21:21,842 I'm having a bit of a crisis. 426 00:21:21,843 --> 00:21:23,886 - Oh, no. - I just found out 427 00:21:23,928 --> 00:21:26,346 that my dog walker has trust issues. 428 00:21:26,347 --> 00:21:28,348 - Oh, no. - So, I need to find 429 00:21:28,349 --> 00:21:29,600 somewhere to leave my baby 430 00:21:29,642 --> 00:21:31,019 while I go to work tomorrow, 431 00:21:31,060 --> 00:21:34,147 - and until I can find another dog walker. - Mm. 432 00:21:35,273 --> 00:21:37,942 Oh, no. 433 00:21:38,735 --> 00:21:40,361 What does that mean? 434 00:21:45,199 --> 00:21:48,411 - You don't wanna hear my side? - Oh, no. 435 00:22:09,724 --> 00:22:10,850 Woo! 436 00:22:23,571 --> 00:22:26,783 - Did he just smile at me? - Sweetie, I think he did. 437 00:22:26,824 --> 00:22:30,161 - I... I'm going backstage to say hi. - Okay, okay. 438 00:22:30,203 --> 00:22:33,456 Okay, so, I couldn't stop thinkin' about this the whole thing. 439 00:22:33,498 --> 00:22:34,915 How are you gonna be in a relationship 440 00:22:34,916 --> 00:22:36,676 if you don't even know when he's comin' back? 441 00:22:36,709 --> 00:22:39,295 And if he has family problems, that's his problem. 442 00:22:39,337 --> 00:22:40,963 That has nothing to do with you. 443 00:22:41,005 --> 00:22:42,255 And what are you supposed to do? 444 00:22:42,256 --> 00:22:44,342 Sit in that big castle all alone and wait? 445 00:22:44,384 --> 00:22:45,718 Who are you, friggin' Rapunzel? 446 00:22:46,761 --> 00:22:48,638 You know what I like about ballet? 447 00:22:48,679 --> 00:22:49,931 No words. 448 00:22:50,765 --> 00:22:52,683 Okay, so basically no one's here 449 00:22:52,725 --> 00:22:54,477 and there's still a line for the bathroom. 450 00:22:54,519 --> 00:22:55,954 - Hey, we gettin' a cheeseburger? - Yeah. 451 00:22:55,978 --> 00:22:56,979 Alright. 452 00:22:58,856 --> 00:23:00,858 Uh, did she seem a little mad underneath? 453 00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:03,277 It wasn't so much underneath. 454 00:23:03,319 --> 00:23:06,197 What? I just gave her my opinion. That's who I am. 455 00:23:06,239 --> 00:23:08,449 Maybe, don't be so you, 456 00:23:08,491 --> 00:23:09,784 all the time. 457 00:23:10,868 --> 00:23:12,119 Think first, huh? 458 00:23:52,660 --> 00:23:53,661 Hm. 459 00:24:07,842 --> 00:24:09,844 Hey. Hi. 460 00:24:10,553 --> 00:24:13,389 I miss you so much. 461 00:24:13,431 --> 00:24:14,431 Hm. 462 00:24:16,058 --> 00:24:17,851 I thought we weren't supposed to call. 463 00:24:17,852 --> 00:24:21,855 Well, that rule went out the window after this third beer. 464 00:24:24,275 --> 00:24:25,359 Where are you? 465 00:24:25,401 --> 00:24:27,527 In my truck in a field, 466 00:24:27,528 --> 00:24:28,738 out behind the house. 467 00:24:28,779 --> 00:24:30,740 Why are you out there? 468 00:24:30,781 --> 00:24:33,409 Well, I don't allow beers in the house now. 469 00:24:33,451 --> 00:24:34,535 Why? 470 00:24:34,577 --> 00:24:36,704 You mean Why-att? 471 00:24:36,746 --> 00:24:40,207 We're making jokes about it now? 472 00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:41,792 Laugh or cry, right? 473 00:24:42,793 --> 00:24:44,545 How's he doin'? 474 00:24:44,587 --> 00:24:46,631 Oh... okay. Today... 475 00:24:46,672 --> 00:24:49,258 I... I don't wanna waste this buzz on him. 476 00:24:50,384 --> 00:24:51,969 I wanna talk about you. 477 00:24:52,762 --> 00:24:54,388 I ache for you. 478 00:24:54,430 --> 00:24:55,889 Can men ache? 479 00:24:55,890 --> 00:24:59,810 Well, this man can and does, no shit. 480 00:24:59,852 --> 00:25:01,312 I ache. 481 00:25:03,439 --> 00:25:05,274 If I was there right now... 482 00:25:06,943 --> 00:25:09,153 I'd be touching you the way you like. 483 00:25:10,404 --> 00:25:14,408 You remember how you like me to touch you? 484 00:25:14,450 --> 00:25:15,660 I do. 485 00:25:17,203 --> 00:25:18,704 Touch yourself. 486 00:25:20,289 --> 00:25:21,499 Go ahead. 487 00:25:22,917 --> 00:25:26,921 Touch yourself. Be me... for me. 488 00:25:30,132 --> 00:25:31,717 Are you touching yourself? 489 00:25:33,052 --> 00:25:34,262 I am. 490 00:25:34,303 --> 00:25:37,181 Oh, you know how much I love you, Carrie? 491 00:25:38,266 --> 00:25:39,600 I love you. 492 00:25:41,477 --> 00:25:43,436 I love you. 493 00:25:43,437 --> 00:25:46,148 I'm right there... with you. 494 00:25:46,190 --> 00:25:47,692 Ah! 495 00:25:47,733 --> 00:25:49,109 Wait, what, what happened? 496 00:25:49,110 --> 00:25:51,529 Oh, my God. I scared myself. 497 00:25:51,571 --> 00:25:53,990 I hit the horn with my knee. 498 00:25:54,031 --> 00:25:57,368 I think I might've shit my pants a little. 499 00:26:00,329 --> 00:26:02,623 No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey. Don't break it. 500 00:26:03,916 --> 00:26:05,626 Don't break the mood. 501 00:26:05,668 --> 00:26:07,795 It's so fuckin' hot. 502 00:26:07,837 --> 00:26:09,796 Come on. We can get back there. 503 00:26:09,797 --> 00:26:11,131 Can we? 504 00:26:11,132 --> 00:26:13,466 Oh, yeah. Come on. 505 00:26:13,467 --> 00:26:17,471 I need... I need this so fucking much. 506 00:26:18,639 --> 00:26:20,641 Oh, yeah. Are you still inside yourself? 507 00:26:20,683 --> 00:26:21,934 Yeah. 508 00:26:25,563 --> 00:26:26,564 Oh. 509 00:26:28,566 --> 00:26:30,359 - Yeah, I am. - I'm right there with you. 510 00:26:31,611 --> 00:26:32,945 Fuck yeah! Do it. 511 00:26:33,863 --> 00:26:35,698 Here it comes. 512 00:26:35,740 --> 00:26:38,492 Here it comes. 513 00:26:38,534 --> 00:26:40,374 - Here it fucking comes. - Oh, my gosh. Me too. 514 00:26:40,411 --> 00:26:43,039 Oh, fuck! 515 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,416 Oh, my goodness. 516 00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:46,833 Oh, fuck. 517 00:26:52,089 --> 00:26:53,507 Oh, my God. 518 00:26:55,676 --> 00:26:58,054 Hi, it's me. Leave a message. 519 00:26:58,095 --> 00:26:59,972 Carrie, I'm leaving you a voicemail 520 00:27:00,014 --> 00:27:02,266 because I think you need to hear these words. 521 00:27:02,308 --> 00:27:05,895 I just got another text from Sister Mary Tourist, 522 00:27:05,936 --> 00:27:08,355 and she's inviting me to meet in Central Park 523 00:27:08,356 --> 00:27:10,357 to ride the carousel. 524 00:27:10,358 --> 00:27:11,901 Okay, bye. 525 00:27:14,570 --> 00:27:16,405 - There we go. - That feel good to you? 526 00:27:16,447 --> 00:27:19,075 - Hey, you're stuck on the, uh... - That's much better. 527 00:27:21,118 --> 00:27:24,205 Ravi? You're two hours early. 528 00:27:24,246 --> 00:27:27,041 The bed's not ready, and these guys are still here. 529 00:27:27,083 --> 00:27:29,168 - And... - I only see you. 530 00:27:34,715 --> 00:27:36,759 This is like a movie or some shit. 531 00:27:38,928 --> 00:27:40,720 These are incredible. 532 00:27:40,721 --> 00:27:42,515 Nothing compared to you. 533 00:27:45,810 --> 00:27:47,269 Darling, is your hair shorter? 534 00:27:50,606 --> 00:27:52,108 Good morning, darling. 535 00:27:53,859 --> 00:27:56,821 You're up and dressed already? 536 00:27:58,155 --> 00:28:00,324 - Egypt time. - Thank you. 537 00:28:00,366 --> 00:28:02,618 So, I thought, let's make good use of it. 538 00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:04,912 I reserved a table at Jean-Georges for lunch. 539 00:28:05,705 --> 00:28:06,956 Love it. 540 00:28:06,997 --> 00:28:09,625 I have one movie thing to get out of the way, 541 00:28:09,667 --> 00:28:10,918 then it's all us. 542 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,752 So, how much time do I have? 543 00:28:12,753 --> 00:28:16,340 The sooner we go, the sooner it's just you and me. 544 00:28:17,550 --> 00:28:19,760 Wow. Wow. 545 00:28:19,802 --> 00:28:21,554 Did I mention "wow"? 546 00:28:26,016 --> 00:28:28,768 - Shall we? - Shall we what? 547 00:28:28,769 --> 00:28:31,814 Get in. I just have to scout one little movie location. 548 00:28:31,856 --> 00:28:34,358 I'm sorry. Am I still asleep? 549 00:28:35,901 --> 00:28:37,653 Maybe I could call my driver 550 00:28:37,695 --> 00:28:39,780 and you and I could follow behind? 551 00:28:39,822 --> 00:28:42,950 Oh, no, darling. The captain has to stay with his crew. 552 00:28:42,992 --> 00:28:45,785 Alright. "Dramatic post-apocalyptic pier near water," 553 00:28:45,786 --> 00:28:46,954 three locations. 554 00:28:49,415 --> 00:28:51,041 What's that fragrance? 555 00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:53,502 You know how I feel about perfume in a van. 556 00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:57,047 I haven't worn any in five years. 557 00:28:57,089 --> 00:28:58,591 It's me. 558 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,303 Roll down your window. 559 00:29:06,682 --> 00:29:08,392 Look at Mr. Burton's Instagram! 560 00:29:08,434 --> 00:29:11,812 Fifteen "warning" emojis! This is a witch hunt! 561 00:29:11,854 --> 00:29:13,480 It totally is. 562 00:29:13,481 --> 00:29:14,814 Look, I know this is not ideal, 563 00:29:14,815 --> 00:29:16,358 but would you ever consider 564 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,319 just paying her damn MRI bill 565 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,070 - and make it go away? - No, I would not! 566 00:29:20,112 --> 00:29:21,739 No, you would not. Got it. 567 00:29:21,781 --> 00:29:25,034 Then, she and her delusional reality win. 568 00:29:25,075 --> 00:29:27,244 I know my sweet baby angel. 569 00:29:27,286 --> 00:29:28,930 And even if he was off leash, 570 00:29:28,954 --> 00:29:30,372 he is not violent. 571 00:29:30,414 --> 00:29:32,082 There is not a destructive... 572 00:29:32,124 --> 00:29:33,334 He's got Eugenia! 573 00:29:34,210 --> 00:29:37,338 - Who's Eugenia? - She is a free girl of color 574 00:29:37,379 --> 00:29:39,173 from pre-Civil War New Orleans. Drop her! 575 00:29:39,215 --> 00:29:40,525 - Mr. Burton, no! - Drop her! Drop her! 576 00:29:40,549 --> 00:29:42,009 - Drop her! Drop her! Oh! - No! 577 00:29:43,552 --> 00:29:46,347 - Okay. She's fine. - I'm so sorry, Lisa. 578 00:29:46,388 --> 00:29:49,182 He's never done anything like this before. 579 00:29:49,183 --> 00:29:51,017 Well, Eugenia does smell like pork. 580 00:29:51,018 --> 00:29:53,395 I feel like the mother from The Bad Seed. 581 00:29:57,525 --> 00:29:58,901 Nope. 582 00:29:58,943 --> 00:30:01,445 This location does not say "annihilation." 583 00:30:01,487 --> 00:30:04,573 This does not say "their world is coming to an end." 584 00:30:04,615 --> 00:30:06,033 - Ravi? - Yes, love. 585 00:30:06,075 --> 00:30:08,077 Our reservation is at one o'clock. 586 00:30:08,118 --> 00:30:10,079 Can't their world come to an end 587 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,956 closer to 65th and Madison? 588 00:30:11,997 --> 00:30:14,040 Uh, traffic on the bridge, 589 00:30:14,041 --> 00:30:16,460 it says 2:10 for arrival on the Upper East. 590 00:30:16,502 --> 00:30:18,879 Ah, damn. Sorry, Seema. 591 00:30:18,921 --> 00:30:20,713 I will move our reservation to dinner. 592 00:30:20,714 --> 00:30:22,049 No worries for lunch, though. 593 00:30:22,091 --> 00:30:23,884 We got, uh, sandwiches in the cooler. 594 00:30:25,386 --> 00:30:27,471 Look, my characters are superheroes. 595 00:30:27,513 --> 00:30:28,973 They're not girls from Lululemon. 596 00:30:29,014 --> 00:30:31,767 This location is more vanilla than the last one. 597 00:30:31,809 --> 00:30:33,560 Storyboard. 598 00:30:33,561 --> 00:30:36,105 Sir, uh, they're predicting rain. 599 00:30:36,146 --> 00:30:38,440 What? 600 00:30:38,482 --> 00:30:39,900 Mm. 601 00:30:40,943 --> 00:30:43,279 So, ya finally came up for air? 602 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,573 Yes! I mean, too much air. 603 00:30:45,614 --> 00:30:48,741 I'm standing on a broken-down pier, God knows where. 604 00:30:48,742 --> 00:30:50,244 My guess is hell. 605 00:30:50,286 --> 00:30:53,163 Ravi had to scout locations and wanted me to come. 606 00:30:53,205 --> 00:30:56,000 Oh, so it's, uh, "take your lover to work" day? 607 00:30:56,041 --> 00:30:58,335 We were supposed to go to Jean-Georges. 608 00:30:58,377 --> 00:31:01,297 I've been kidnapped, and I still have another pier to go. 609 00:31:01,338 --> 00:31:03,465 Well, isn't it kinda sweet 610 00:31:03,507 --> 00:31:05,426 that he wanted to share his work with you? 611 00:31:05,467 --> 00:31:07,511 I had Sprite and chips in a van. 612 00:31:07,553 --> 00:31:09,930 Alright, hang up. I'm sending a chopper. 613 00:31:09,972 --> 00:31:11,599 It was the vertebrae, right? 614 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,602 Ooh, the little baby. Yeah, but she feels so good. Yeah. 615 00:31:14,643 --> 00:31:17,187 Hello. I have come to say that even though 616 00:31:17,229 --> 00:31:21,525 what you are putting out into the world is 100% conjecture, 617 00:31:21,567 --> 00:31:24,612 and I am still not convinced that it actually happened, 618 00:31:24,653 --> 00:31:27,031 because of Peanut's lower back pain, 619 00:31:27,072 --> 00:31:30,826 I have come to exchange information to pay his MRI bill. 620 00:31:30,868 --> 00:31:34,371 It happened. I know what I saw. 621 00:31:34,413 --> 00:31:36,165 Let me find my glasses. 622 00:31:36,957 --> 00:31:39,293 Ugh, I can never find them. 623 00:31:39,335 --> 00:31:40,961 And I'm blind without them. 624 00:31:41,003 --> 00:31:42,295 Oh, yeah. Like it never happened. 625 00:31:42,296 --> 00:31:44,340 - Whoa, whoa! - Ah! There! 626 00:31:44,381 --> 00:31:46,633 - Ah! - Get outta here! Oh! Get outta here, go! 627 00:31:46,634 --> 00:31:48,177 He's off leash again. 628 00:31:48,218 --> 00:31:50,387 Get your dog off my Peanut! 629 00:31:50,429 --> 00:31:52,556 That is not my dog! 630 00:31:52,598 --> 00:31:54,326 - My dog is here on his leash... - Down, boy, down! 631 00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:55,559 ...per usual. 632 00:31:55,601 --> 00:31:57,478 And because you can't see the difference 633 00:31:57,519 --> 00:32:00,064 between two totally different dogs, 634 00:32:00,105 --> 00:32:02,315 I have lost a trusted dog walker, 635 00:32:02,316 --> 00:32:05,361 and my sweet baby angel is canceled. 636 00:32:05,402 --> 00:32:07,654 Whoever owns this dog, 637 00:32:07,655 --> 00:32:10,741 get this monster away from me and my Peanut! 638 00:32:10,783 --> 00:32:13,993 And I expect all of those inflammatory 639 00:32:13,994 --> 00:32:16,830 Instagram posts to be taken down ASAP. 640 00:32:17,873 --> 00:32:20,000 Come on, Mr. Burton. I am sorry 641 00:32:20,042 --> 00:32:22,044 for doubting you for even a second. 642 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,339 My purse better not be broken! 643 00:32:31,512 --> 00:32:36,016 Yes, yes. Finally. This is it. 644 00:32:36,058 --> 00:32:38,851 Their world is over. Seema, look at that sunset. 645 00:32:38,852 --> 00:32:40,396 Perfect drama for the end, yes? 646 00:32:40,437 --> 00:32:43,232 My two titans realize that they cannot go on, 647 00:32:43,273 --> 00:32:44,733 that the world they have created, 648 00:32:44,775 --> 00:32:47,569 it ends right here on this epic spot, yes? 649 00:32:47,611 --> 00:32:50,572 Yes, I guess art imitates life. 650 00:32:52,199 --> 00:32:54,368 We missed lunch. And now dinner. 651 00:32:54,410 --> 00:32:57,371 Damn. I lost track of time. 652 00:32:57,413 --> 00:32:59,331 You also lost track of me. 653 00:32:59,373 --> 00:33:02,209 Or, maybe, I lost track of me. 654 00:33:02,918 --> 00:33:05,129 - What are you saying? - I'm saying this pier 655 00:33:05,170 --> 00:33:08,215 is the end of your movie, and also the end of ours. 656 00:33:08,924 --> 00:33:11,218 Thank you for coming all this way. 657 00:33:11,260 --> 00:33:13,303 I know it was a lot to ask. 658 00:33:13,345 --> 00:33:15,723 Darling, this was just a bad day. 659 00:33:15,764 --> 00:33:17,599 I am totally focused on you. 660 00:33:17,641 --> 00:33:21,103 You didn't even remember why my hair was shorter. 661 00:33:21,145 --> 00:33:24,106 I almost died waiting for a FaceTime. 662 00:33:24,148 --> 00:33:27,066 You're upset. We could talk more later. 663 00:33:27,067 --> 00:33:28,110 Let's get back in the van. 664 00:33:28,152 --> 00:33:30,070 Oh, honey, no. I called my driver. 665 00:33:30,112 --> 00:33:32,573 I don't do vans or Cool Ranch potato chips. 666 00:33:33,323 --> 00:33:34,575 But I did try. 667 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,622 Artold can pick up your things. 668 00:33:40,664 --> 00:33:43,709 This is it? We're over? 669 00:33:45,210 --> 00:33:46,462 Seema? 670 00:33:48,088 --> 00:33:49,506 I will always love you. 671 00:33:49,548 --> 00:33:52,426 Great last line. Roll credits. 672 00:34:00,392 --> 00:34:02,227 Well, at least it didn't rain. 673 00:34:05,397 --> 00:34:07,440 I hope Chauncey thinks my guest list is cool enough. 674 00:34:07,441 --> 00:34:08,650 Lisa, be nice. 675 00:34:08,691 --> 00:34:10,861 - Hi! - Hey! 676 00:34:10,903 --> 00:34:12,612 ...grassroots movement. 677 00:34:12,613 --> 00:34:14,883 - Hi, everybody! - And that starts with each individual voter. 678 00:34:14,907 --> 00:34:16,784 - We gotta connect with the... - How are you? 679 00:34:16,825 --> 00:34:19,619 - Feel like you're... - Chauncey. Hey! 680 00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:21,246 - Herbert! - What's up? 681 00:34:22,831 --> 00:34:24,874 This is quite the success, Lisa. 682 00:34:24,917 --> 00:34:26,125 - Wow! - Yes. 683 00:34:26,126 --> 00:34:27,336 Pretty good turnout 684 00:34:27,377 --> 00:34:29,963 considering the four-day ultimatum I was given. 685 00:34:31,423 --> 00:34:32,548 Hi, Janet! 686 00:34:33,633 --> 00:34:36,803 - Thank you so much for coming. - Of course! 687 00:34:36,804 --> 00:34:39,807 Eat everything. The fritters are no joke. 688 00:34:39,848 --> 00:34:42,892 - Woo! I'll talk to you later. - Okay. 689 00:34:46,479 --> 00:34:48,481 - Aidan called. - He did?! 690 00:34:48,524 --> 00:34:50,983 - Yes, I know how you worry. - And how was that? 691 00:34:50,984 --> 00:34:53,946 Um, he said he missed me, and, um... 692 00:34:54,696 --> 00:34:56,073 we had phone sex. 693 00:34:56,115 --> 00:34:57,991 Oh, you had phone sex! 694 00:34:58,867 --> 00:35:01,994 More specifically, he had phone sex. I stopped midway. 695 00:35:01,995 --> 00:35:03,330 The kitty was watching. 696 00:35:03,372 --> 00:35:05,874 Her little eyes, so very curious. 697 00:35:05,916 --> 00:35:09,336 So, um, when he went there, 698 00:35:09,378 --> 00:35:10,712 I faked it. 699 00:35:11,505 --> 00:35:13,257 Yep, I faked phone sex. 700 00:35:13,298 --> 00:35:15,884 - I've faked real sex. - Well, I haven't. 701 00:35:15,926 --> 00:35:18,720 Aidan and my sex life is the most honest thing about us. 702 00:35:18,762 --> 00:35:23,100 - Aww. - Yes, that is actually "aww" -worthy. 703 00:35:24,059 --> 00:35:25,685 And now I feel dishonest. 704 00:35:25,686 --> 00:35:27,062 - Hey, Anthony. - Hello, ladies. 705 00:35:27,104 --> 00:35:29,439 It's me, your gay Harlem Globetrotter. 706 00:35:29,481 --> 00:35:31,608 Can you just lower the music? Thank you. 707 00:35:31,650 --> 00:35:33,193 Uh... 708 00:35:35,028 --> 00:35:36,529 Hello. Hello. 709 00:35:36,530 --> 00:35:38,198 Everyone, uh, as a thank you 710 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,367 for, uh, making it out tonight... 711 00:35:40,993 --> 00:35:44,413 the vocal stylings of Five Alarm Choir. 712 00:35:44,454 --> 00:35:46,456 It's his college a capella group. 713 00:35:49,334 --> 00:35:52,629 �� To old Morehouse �� 714 00:35:52,671 --> 00:35:55,424 �� And her ideals �� 715 00:35:55,465 --> 00:36:02,472 �� And in all things that we do �� 716 00:36:03,891 --> 00:36:09,313 - �� She's so lovable �� - �� She's lovable, hey �� 717 00:36:09,354 --> 00:36:13,065 �� Lovable, lovable, lovable, ooh �� 718 00:36:13,066 --> 00:36:16,445 �� She's lovable �� 719 00:36:16,486 --> 00:36:19,406 �� Lovable �� 720 00:36:19,448 --> 00:36:24,453 �� I know, I know, I know she is my girl �� 721 00:36:24,494 --> 00:36:26,914 Yeah, baby! Woo! 722 00:36:26,955 --> 00:36:28,957 - �� Yes, she is �� - �� Ooh �� 723 00:36:28,999 --> 00:36:31,168 - This is good. - Okay, yes, yes, very good. 724 00:36:31,210 --> 00:36:33,837 Sit down, sit down, sit down, baby. Okay. 725 00:36:33,879 --> 00:36:36,756 �� Love unconditional �� 726 00:36:36,757 --> 00:36:39,593 - �� Ooh �� - �� I'm not askin' just of you �� 727 00:36:39,635 --> 00:36:41,637 �� Just of you �� 728 00:36:41,678 --> 00:36:43,347 - Hi. - Hi. 729 00:36:44,806 --> 00:36:47,684 I should never have said any of what I said. 730 00:36:47,726 --> 00:36:50,479 I've recently been told I have too many opinions. 731 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,814 Only recently? 732 00:36:52,856 --> 00:36:53,940 I'm sorry. 733 00:36:53,941 --> 00:36:55,692 Please don't cut me out. 734 00:36:55,734 --> 00:36:57,236 It took me so long to get in. 735 00:36:58,820 --> 00:37:02,324 - I would never cut you out. - Wouldn't you? 736 00:37:02,366 --> 00:37:05,451 - You were pretty mad. - I was. 737 00:37:05,452 --> 00:37:06,870 And just like that, I'm not. 738 00:37:07,829 --> 00:37:09,622 Apology accepted. 739 00:37:09,623 --> 00:37:11,457 Thank you. 740 00:37:16,046 --> 00:37:17,200 And just so you know, you're not 741 00:37:17,212 --> 00:37:18,650 the only one with opinions about us. 742 00:37:18,674 --> 00:37:20,622 You're just the only one that says 'em out loud. 743 00:37:21,927 --> 00:37:25,389 Why didn't anyone clear this glee club with me? So not cool. 744 00:37:25,430 --> 00:37:29,393 Chauncey, I am creating a 10-part docuseries for PBS 745 00:37:29,434 --> 00:37:31,978 and I have a full-to-bursting home life, 746 00:37:31,979 --> 00:37:34,398 so you cannot come running to me and expect help 747 00:37:34,439 --> 00:37:37,359 every time something in this campaign needs attention. 748 00:37:37,401 --> 00:37:39,152 Sorry. I'm all in. 749 00:37:39,194 --> 00:37:40,909 That's how we did things in the White House. 750 00:37:40,933 --> 00:37:42,656 The White House? 751 00:37:42,698 --> 00:37:45,909 You worked at the White House? Whose White House? 752 00:37:45,951 --> 00:37:47,828 Excuse me. I gotta wrap this up. 753 00:37:47,869 --> 00:37:50,496 No, no. You go. Go. We'll talk. 754 00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:55,335 Herbert! You nailed that shit, man! 755 00:37:55,377 --> 00:37:56,586 Thank you. 756 00:37:56,628 --> 00:37:58,106 That is so good. 757 00:37:58,130 --> 00:37:59,631 A little pot of heaven. 758 00:38:01,216 --> 00:38:04,344 Oh, my God! This nun is in love with me. 759 00:38:04,386 --> 00:38:06,345 She just got out of Wicked 760 00:38:06,346 --> 00:38:07,848 and wants me to meet her some place. 761 00:38:07,889 --> 00:38:09,308 Where? 762 00:38:10,183 --> 00:38:11,601 You can't handle it. 763 00:38:11,643 --> 00:38:13,020 Try me. 764 00:38:13,937 --> 00:38:15,856 She's at the MandM Store now 765 00:38:15,897 --> 00:38:18,108 and wants me to meet her in Times Square. 766 00:38:18,150 --> 00:38:19,985 I'm sorry. 767 00:38:21,069 --> 00:38:23,780 The MandM Store in Times Square? 768 00:38:23,822 --> 00:38:25,197 Oh, Miranda, you're strong, 769 00:38:25,198 --> 00:38:26,616 but you can't come back from that. 770 00:38:26,658 --> 00:38:29,619 Just not responding to her feels so mean. 771 00:38:29,661 --> 00:38:30,912 She's really, really nice. 772 00:38:30,954 --> 00:38:33,373 - Oh. - Plus, it was her first time. 773 00:38:33,415 --> 00:38:34,916 What am I gonna do? 774 00:38:35,834 --> 00:38:38,295 Give my regards to Broadway. 775 00:38:45,594 --> 00:38:47,304 High five. 776 00:38:47,346 --> 00:38:48,972 - Have a good night. - Thank you. 777 00:38:49,014 --> 00:38:53,143 - Mary! Mary! Hi! - Oh, hi. Hi, how are you? 778 00:38:53,185 --> 00:38:55,103 - I'm good. - I brought you a gift. 779 00:38:55,145 --> 00:38:59,399 - Oh. - Customized MandM's from the M 780 00:38:59,441 --> 00:39:00,942 Miranda, Mary. 781 00:39:00,984 --> 00:39:02,736 - Oh! - MandM. Get it? 782 00:39:02,778 --> 00:39:05,322 - Thank you. - Yes. You're welcome. 783 00:39:05,364 --> 00:39:07,449 Uh, how did you enjoy the show? 784 00:39:07,491 --> 00:39:09,451 - Oh, it was heaven! - Yeah? 785 00:39:09,493 --> 00:39:12,245 I mean, Wicked live, New York City, and you? 786 00:39:12,287 --> 00:39:14,748 This is the best week of my life. 787 00:39:16,541 --> 00:39:18,210 Would you like to spend the night? 788 00:39:19,961 --> 00:39:25,467 Mary... it's been really wonderful being with you, 789 00:39:25,509 --> 00:39:27,928 but I... I think we need to maybe just... 790 00:39:27,969 --> 00:39:29,763 - Oh! Oh! - Whoa, whoa! Watch it, buddy! 791 00:39:29,805 --> 00:39:32,682 - Sorry, ma'am. - That's okay. Uh, let's, uh... 792 00:39:32,724 --> 00:39:34,434 Can we talk over there? 793 00:39:35,894 --> 00:39:40,982 So, I... I gather you're at the beginning of a new journey, 794 00:39:41,024 --> 00:39:42,723 and I know how that is because I 795 00:39:42,735 --> 00:39:44,820 just got off a crazy chapter myself. 796 00:39:44,861 --> 00:39:47,614 - Oh. - But... don't do anything 797 00:39:47,656 --> 00:39:50,367 solely based on what you're feeling right now. 798 00:39:52,035 --> 00:39:55,372 - Like what? What do you mean? - I don't know. I guess... 799 00:39:55,414 --> 00:39:57,332 don't leave God for me. 800 00:39:57,374 --> 00:40:00,001 Miranda, I would never leave God. 801 00:40:00,669 --> 00:40:01,670 We're married. 802 00:40:03,213 --> 00:40:05,090 Look, I always knew this person 803 00:40:05,132 --> 00:40:07,467 was somewhere inside of me. 804 00:40:07,509 --> 00:40:08,760 And now I've met her... 805 00:40:09,886 --> 00:40:11,096 thanks to you. 806 00:40:13,890 --> 00:40:15,725 �� Because I knew you �� 807 00:40:17,018 --> 00:40:20,479 �� Because I knew you �� 808 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:25,068 �� I have been changed for good �� 809 00:40:27,070 --> 00:40:29,072 - It's from Wicked. - I figured. 810 00:40:33,034 --> 00:40:34,494 Good night. 811 00:40:34,536 --> 00:40:35,829 I'll see you in the morning. 812 00:40:42,377 --> 00:40:43,503 Hey. 813 00:40:44,212 --> 00:40:46,212 - Hey. - I have a confession. 814 00:40:47,424 --> 00:40:49,009 Um... 815 00:40:49,050 --> 00:40:53,054 I wasn't... totally there... 816 00:40:53,096 --> 00:40:56,266 with you on the phone the other night, you know? 817 00:40:56,308 --> 00:41:00,562 And I said I was, but... 818 00:41:03,273 --> 00:41:04,774 I am here now. 819 00:41:08,862 --> 00:41:11,323 And I'm touching myself the way you touch me. 820 00:41:18,705 --> 00:41:20,040 Touch yourself, Aidan. 821 00:41:20,081 --> 00:41:23,710 Oh, Carrie, I can't do this right now. 822 00:41:24,836 --> 00:41:27,379 I'm in bed with Wyatt. He's asleep. 823 00:41:27,380 --> 00:41:29,591 - Okay. - He had a bad night. 824 00:41:29,633 --> 00:41:31,384 Oh, my God. 825 00:41:31,426 --> 00:41:34,429 Oh, I'm so sorry. Okay. I'll go. Bye. 826 00:41:36,139 --> 00:41:38,605 Kitchen door open. 827 00:41:38,617 --> 00:41:40,560 Oh, my God. No, it isn't! 828 00:41:40,602 --> 00:41:44,897 Kitchen door open. 829 00:41:44,898 --> 00:41:47,233 - Kitchen door open. - Oh, God. 830 00:41:48,902 --> 00:41:50,445 Kitchen door... 831 00:42:34,281 --> 00:42:35,781 The woman wondered 832 00:42:35,782 --> 00:42:37,784 what she had gotten herself into. 833 00:42:49,806 --> 00:42:56,368 sync and corrections awaqeded www.addic7ed.com